Ok, so this site that your trying to find obviously isn't HERE is it?   I guess I could help you, but helping people isnt part of my contract, and sorry I'm only here for the money. Nope, there's no morals in this place, it's each page for themselves! it's a tough life out there.... it all began when i was 3... 

we lived in this lake you see, and we had to get up every morening, clean out the ;lake and walk 20 miles to the mill where we spent all day cutting ourselves in half to be sold as hardwood and then when we came home... oooohhh.. when we came home, our father would beat us with a big stick, cource it was a big stick with spikes and broken glass in it! But, you try to tell that to the youth of today, and they on't believe you! no! indeed!

BUT THAT REALLY ISN'T HELPNG YOU IS IT? WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY-O? THERE'S NOTHING HERE, TRY AGAIN, GO AWAY, GO AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE, YOU TOFFEE NOSED...